What happens when you walk into a bar with a maraca, announce “¡Quiero hacer una parranda!”, and sit behind Bad Bunny? You end up with a birthday story that’s part chaos, part magic, and entirely unforgettable.
Candelita 🔥 Chronicles
The Men Who’ve Impacted My Life (For Better or For Laughs)
From my grandfather’s wisdom to the laughter of my brothers from other mothers, and the unbreakable strength of my sisters, this is a story of the people who’ve shaped my life—through lessons, loyalty, and a little bit of chaos.
La gente sabe lo que hay.
¿Qué quiero que la gente diga de mí? Que soy determinada, persistente y genuina. Que mi kindness va más allá de palabras, y que siempre pongo la autenticidad sobre la aprobación.
My Accidental Career as a Wedding Speech Giver
From last-minute panic speeches to officiating ceremonies, I’ve accidentally become the go-to person with a mic at weddings. Chaos, overthinking, and a touch of dark humor included.
The Discipline Dilemma: Admiring the Grind in Others (and Sometimes Myself)
Discipline is like flossing: everyone knows they should do it, but the thought alone makes most of us weep. I admire those rare unicorns who make it look easy—and I’m giving myself a tiny round of applause for occasionally pulling it off, too. Here’s to managing time, persistence, and determination… when life doesn’t feel like a dumpster fire.
Unapologetically Still Standing
This year broke me, built me, and stripped me bare until all that was left was me. Messy. Raw. Honest. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Grateful for the chaos, the scars, and the lessons. Grateful for me. Feliz cumple to la cabrona que never gives up—me.
104 horas en Puerto Rico
Explora cómo el jangueo boricua ha cambiado desde María, entre apagones, códigos municipales y la falta de comida nocturna decente. Un relato con humor y nostalgia sobre lo que era, lo que queda y lo que resistimos.
Flying My Way: Rituals, Chaos, and Croquetas
From cleaning every inch of my airplane seat to indulging in espresso martinis during layovers, my flying rituals blend faith, comfort, and a dash of chaos to make air travel feel a little smoother.
Wine, Tears, and Legends: My Dream Jam Session with Gus & La Negra
If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why?Hands down: Gustavo Cerati y Mercedes Sosa. Let me explain. Imagínate this: I’m in a cozy little cantina, una copita de vino in hand, y de repente bam! ahí están ellos—Gus Adrián y la Negra Sosa. ¿Qué hago? Pues, I’m forcing both of…… Continue reading Wine, Tears, and Legends: My Dream Jam Session with Gus & La Negra
I Am From: A Poetic Tribute to My Roots, Resilience, and My Mother’s 50th Birthday
A tribute to my roots, resilience, and memories—written during the Main Street America summer retreat and shared today in honor of my mom’s milestone 50th birthday.