If my personality had to be summed up in one color, one word, and one fictional character, this is it: Red. Prosperity. Carmen Sandiego. Thrill, success, and just enough mystery to keep people guessing. I love adventure but fear it. I crave people but need silence. And if you question my choices? Fuck off.
Tag: Humor
2024: The Year I Got Thrown in the Blender and Somehow Came Out Shining
2024 was a year that broke me, challenged me, and made me question everything I thought I knew. It wasn’t easy, but it taught me to trust myself, prioritize my health, and embrace the chaos of life’s unexpected shifts. While I don’t have all the answers yet, I’m learning to believe that even the hardest moments carry a purpose—and that’s enough for now.
Navidad: Where Puerto Rican Christmas TKO’s American Holidays
Puerto Rican Christmas isn’t just a celebration—it’s a cultural event that outlasts, out-sings, and out-feasts the competition. From midnight parranda invasions to pitorro-fueled stories and burning Año Viejo dolls, our Navidad is loud, chaotic, and undefeated.
The Men Who’ve Impacted My Life (For Better or For Laughs)
From my grandfather’s wisdom to the laughter of my brothers from other mothers, and the unbreakable strength of my sisters, this is a story of the people who’ve shaped my life—through lessons, loyalty, and a little bit of chaos.
La gente sabe lo que hay.
¿Qué quiero que la gente diga de mí? Que soy determinada, persistente y genuina. Que mi kindness va más allá de palabras, y que siempre pongo la autenticidad sobre la aprobación.
A Tale of Two Elections: The Diaspora’s Double Dose of Stress
As a Puerto Rican in the diaspora, election season isn’t just about choosing a president—it’s juggling two elections, two identities, and twice the stress. From deciding on la isla ballot to the U.S. one, it’s a wild, double-decker ride of loyalty and laughter.